Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON CONSENT FROM END OF THE F***ING WORLD
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*reading the iliad*
Fuck this happened in Percy Jackson
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whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo
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when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful
Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you
True
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Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…
(Source: thegreatjordania, via heart)
bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal
this is most un-woke ted my dude
*both in unison*oh, biggest moodThis post was so powerful it brought everyone from the original movie back together for a sequel
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Anonymous asked:
I bite my ice cream
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Answer:
that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to
reverenddoctormisterkingcordez:
ice cream is food and should be bitten
ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.
discuss
what madness have you brought down on us
Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?
I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.
one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone
please never say that again
Reblog for ice cream discourse
